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Custice Shumate's Clank! Monster Truck

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About Clank!

We built Clank! in our back yard over two years ago. The reason it was named Clank! is when
we first put it together and was testing it we had a 6 cylinder engine out of a old Chevy truck
and each time I shifted the gears it would announce its name! Clank!

Well, we got rid of that engine of course but kept the name! Found a Ford Engine that had
been in a pulling truck. So `Ford Engine' meant we'd need a `Ford body'! Made a trip to the
junk yard! Nuff Said. We couldn't find tires at first but then we located a nice set and felt we
we're ready to race!

Showed up at a fair and unloaded the truck! Turned out there weren't no race so we rode the
Ferris wheel a couple times, ate some food, bought the kids trinkets and left! Our second show
turned out a little better. Over seventy people showed up and stayed while we worked on the
truck! Later they were rewarded by a autograph party and complimentary rides on the Ferris
Wheel! We plan to take fuel to our next show! This gets better ever time!

Our next show was canceled when we sold the truck to a orchardist! He uses the truck to haul
people around his 'pick your own' farm! After hearing of our success with the Ferris wheel he
is now looking for his own Carnival Rides!

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Biographical Information

Date Aug. 5, 1974
I was borned! In Wakeeney, Ks. where I still reside with
my wives and 7 children!
 
Date Oct. 8, 1979
 
Fell off Uncle's 26" bicycle and broke a couple bones!
Nose and index finger! Guess I've always been a daredevil!
Date May 12, 1986
 
Learned to swim! Never did find the boat after the rather abrupt
swimming lesson!
Date June 7, 1992
 
Married first wife!
Date June 8, 1992
 
Birth of triplets! Moe, Larry and Curly! Uncle Larry finally forgave me
for losing boat after naming daughter after him!
Date August 12, 1994
 
Married second wife! Started Polygamist sect of a well know
conservative church!
Date Sept. 18, 1995
 
Adopted second wife's four children.
Date Oct. 24, 1996
Plea bargained bigamy charges down to running a boarding house
without a permit!Kansas ain't a bad state at all!
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Personal Interests

Women!
 
Fishing!
 
Women who own fishing boats!
 
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Contact Information

Electronic mail address

clank@witty.com

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More Info!

Well I hope you enjoyed your visit! Now I gotta tell ya' just one little detail!
This ain't a real truck! I'm just having fun here! I hope you don't mind but.....

 

You've been had!

And one more thing, click now

 

 

 

 

 


Don't even think my name is really Custice Shumate!

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